The Modern Debate

Photo by Paul Almasy, 1961.

"Stop fighting!"
"I'm not fighting. I'm trying to explain."

"Is there a difference? None of it makes any sense to me."
"Because you're not listening."

"Why should I listen? You don't deserve an ounce of my attention."
"How else am I going to explain it to you?"

"No. I don't want to hear it. I've made up my mind. I can't do it anymore."
"Just listen to me once."
"Ugh. Okay."


"Press that button to pass the ball; and this one to shoot it into the net."


"Video games are dumb.
Wait, I'm getting the hang of it."

"No. You're going the wron-"
"GOAAAAL!."

"That was an own goal."
"It still counts, right?"